7 days does not a week make

Tonight as I got to bed I complete my 7th night as an Alaskian..Alaskanite..Alaskonian?? Not really sure how we cold weather mavens refer to ourselves, I reflect on the surrealistic events that have taken over my life. Despite my efforts, I have not banged Sarah Palin yet. To be honest, I havent had a chance to find the woman, much less bed her down. Work has been a mixed bag. I know so much, and yet have so much to learn. My cousin is a wonderfull woman burdened by the realities of dealing with employees. She trusts no one, and yet feels responsible for her charges. Its an interesting shaddow dance. I, being a cynic by nature, also feel that employees will take the proverbial mile when offered that historical inch. However, in my professional life, I have yet to encounter the myriad of ways that hourly employees can sqirm out of doing the work they are paid to do. I am trying to remain neutral, but even I can see the effort put into screwing the boss. It is both funny and frustrating. Oh well. I am exhausted and need what I will refer to as my beauty sleep. I want to thank Eddie and Poncho for the comments. You make me laugh. I hope I can return the favor.