Ok so as a bowler I make a fine accountant. I was indeed a girley man.....my scores were 78 124 & 144 for a mind blowing average of 115. I did meet some nice people and we managed to split our series ( 3 games and total series ) so the night wasnt a total loss. While I am competitive by nature, I realize that games of skill are indeed made up of that...skill. I have had my moments of glory on the lanes, but I wore a much younger mans clothes then. At the tender age of 47 my knees creek, my hamstrings groan and my back is but one bad twist away from being in traction.
78 you say? Still in awe of that? I had one mark. I threw a gutter ball on both my first and second shots of the 9th frame, and as I watched my manhood shrivel up and die, I did rebound for 2 games that can best be desribed as uneventful. Bowling.....what can I say but FIE on you....
Now to be honest I did all this with a PINK house ball and rental shoes ( my finances will not allow for equipment of my own just yet ) but A 78 IS A 78 IS A 78 no matter how you try to spin it. Earl Anthony...we barely knew ye!!!!!!!!
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You achieved a 78 with a pink ball and then sashayed over to the bar and ordered a cosmopolitan. Am I right?
I hope you aren't going to try the Iditarod. You'd look pretty silly prancing around a sled pulled by poodles.
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