Well as the days roll by things fall into place for me. I got the high sign on my apartment lease which is a relief, because my credit looks like the inside of a rabid dogs intestines. Its a furnished place with a 5 month lease. It gives me an out if I need it, but I dont have to waste what little money I have on shit like cable..or a bed....or a couch.
Things at worl are falling into place. My cousin is old school, which is good and bad. She has fixed ways she wants things done, but she knows that I have alot to offer. So we are working on a balance. She is very nice to her employees, until they fuck with her. Then she will cut you off. I know alot of employers who are like that. Its really all you can ask for as an employee.
Today we hovered around ZERO all day, but I saw the Alaskan sun for the first time. It was for only about an hour, but it made this town glisten. Well it made the parking lot of the bowling alley glisten anyway. Tomorrow night I bowl in a league for the first time and I am scared shitless. I suck at bowling, like I do at most sports, and these guys will all be strangers. Im not from here, so maybe they will be leery of me to start with. Time to summon the charm. I will say FUCK alot and try to misdirect their attentions from my immense suckiness. I promise to report my scores honestly.
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take heart, your president-elect sucks at bowling, too.
Yeah, I've seen you bowl. Don Young would be proud.
Before you bowl your first frame, take your ball and hit the biggest fuck in the head with it. Look around and say "Who's next?" After that, you could bowl a -15 and ain't nobody gonna say a word. And if they do, send Brunswick's finest crashing into their nuts and they'll lay off. Heck, even the men will leave you alone.
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