Ok, this might be rambling and long, as opposed to my tightly wound previous posts. First some random thoughts on the cusp of the New Year ( or new year depending on how you want to approach it )
1. Why are local people always so intent on telling you that 50 below zero isnt all that cold? Its cold ok? I get hometown pride, I really do. And as I type this its 48 below zero. And all the long timers keep telling me... " wait till it hits 60 below. THATS cold." My response? FUCK YOU.
When your snot freezes its cold..ok?
2. 2008 was a mixed bag...but if I was going to grade it for me Id say it was a D- Alot went wrong, and I ended up in Alaska. Good? Bad? Only time will tell, but overall the year sucked on ice. 2009? Well I certainly welcome the chance to have a better year.
3. New Years Resolutions. They stink If you want to lose weight, or quit smoking or whatever, you can do it March as well as January. Resolutions are mindless chatter for mindless people.
4. New years Eve. Overrated. An organized circle jerk so hotels can charge you 12 bucks for 2 dollar bottle of cold duck. As if Christmas wasnt fraught with enough family time, we need another day to have to throw a party? I say you stay home..play Yahtzee and fuck alot...but thats just me.
Ok This post is over More later
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Always get a bit concerned when the posts stop coming so it's good to see you haven't yet morphed into a 250 pound block of ice. 48 below...yep, that's a little chilly in my book, too. But take heart, big guy, the days are getting longer and there may be an adorable Inuit in your future. I just hope it's a gal and that she plays Yahtzee
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