Monday, January 19, 2009

Language Lessons

That title is for a dear dear friend. I hope they get the reference...

Anyhoo I hate dentists. Ater 3000 years they have not progressed past the drill and fill...hack and whack techniques that Gorg the caveman had to endure from Dr Flump the Pre-Historic Dentist.

Life is up and down. I put my head down and drive through the day. You know who makes it difficult to not get bloodied, but somedays the blows arent as bad as others. My toothache being what it is, I wish I could take a pill to make her go away.

Oh..and if all my buds down there would pass the hat for me..I NEED A CAR not expecting anything, but I am puting it out there in the Universe and see what the fuck happens.

Bad news from the world of finance. Due to the overall economic downturn Target has postponed plans to build their Fairbanks location by 18 months. Oh The Humanity!!!!!

1 comment:

eddie the basque said...

"I wish I could take a pill to make her go away."

I used to try this method. However, every time the pill wore off, she was still there.

I'd say to rub some whiskey on the sore tooth, but that's not such a good idea. Maybe yank the puppy out of it's socket, if it's a tooth you won't need to chew with.

As far as wheels, I know where you can get your mitts on a gently used Jeep, but maybe it wouldn't make the trip up there. How about one of those mopeds that chug up to 45 mph and get 70 mpg. In that weather, you would be inclined to only go out when necessary.